- Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
- Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
- Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute